Pastafarianstvo - Mpingo uwu ... zouluka chilombo pasta. malamulo pastafarianstva

Latsopano chiphunzitso cha makampani sayansi ndi ngakhale zipembedzo lero mowirikiza akuwonekera, koma pang'ono za izo zifika mndandanda wa zokhudzana ndi tanthauzo lonse. Koma ndi osiyana kwambiri ndi chipembedzo chatsopano, wotchedwa pastafarianstvo. Izi azimuth latsopano mu dziko lauzimu umatchedwanso monga Mpingo wa zouluka pasitala chilombo (LMM). Mpaka posachedwapa kuti ankakhulupirira yekha kagulu inayake, sanabadwe anapeza udindo wa chipembedzo dziko.

kukufikira

Choncho pastafarianstvo - chipembedzo parody, amene anakhazikitsidwa mu 2005 ndi American Bobby Henderson. Chilengedwe cha chotero mpingo boma la nzika za anazichita chakuti mu Kansas, mu maphunziro kusukulu boma m'gulu chinthu chotero monga "wanzeru." Ndi chidwi kuti popeza anali kuwerenga mmalo mwa "zasokoneza". Pa webusaiti ake boma Henderson akulengeza kuti waona mlengi wa dziko lathu monga cholengedwa ena, wopangidwa mwa pasta, ndi ofanana mu ndondomeko ya meatballs mwachizolowezi. Imalimbikitsa pa zonse kuika mu masukulu pastafarianstva Inde pamodzi ndi zinthu zina pamene ntchito mkangano "reductio malonda absurdum" wa. Ngakhale kuti chipembedzo parody, ambiri poyamba amachititsa kunyozedwa, izo kalekale chovomerezeka ndi boma.

zikamera

Pambuyo Kansas sukulu anayamba koma kuphunzira chomwecho "wanzeru" Bobby Henderson yomweyo anapulumutsa kopanda chake choyamba n'chakuti: "Inde, Mulungu alipo, koma kuli kotheka kupeza umboni kuti kwenikweni njira tikuyandikira mpingo wake ? Panokha, Ndimakonda kuoneka mu mawonekedwe chosiyana, ndicho, monga cholengedwa wa pasta. " Kuchokera pa zonse izi, ndipo kuyambira dziko la Malemba Opatulika (Baibulo, Torah, otchedwa Vedas), analenga manul wake, amene sanali osiyana kwambiri kuchokera pamwamba. Pakati adopters oyambirira, amene analowa Mpingo uwu pasitala chilombo, anali otchedwa achifwamba. Mawu a Bobby, anali okonda mtendere zolengedwa anali kulalikira ndi ufulu wolankhula, ndipo pamodzi kugawira maswiti kwa ana. Hendersen ananenanso kuti zonse zochitika zimene zovuta kuzimvetsa achipembedzo kuti zachitika zaka zikamapita, anatuluka chifukwa chakuti dziko lapansi achifwamba zocheperatu.

Chikhazikitso cha chipembedzo

Monga amadziwika, zaposachedwapa onse achikunja ndi anthu amene kwambiri kukana chipembedzo china chilichonse, nkumadzitcha okha amwano, mu Europe ndi America mungathe chomera chifukwa cha mwano chotero. Pamodzi ndi chipembedzo chamakono, wosawoneka ndi kutha nthawi zonse, simungakhoze kukhala maziko zokwanira kuti tikhale ndi chikhulupiriro. Koma pastafarianstva, izo zinafika pa chipembedzo kwambiri kuti wapangitsa kulibe Mulungu ambiri kutuluka pa kagulu ka "limati wopanda khalidwe" kuti sapita ku tchalitchi kapena kupemphera. Ife kuganizira lonse chakuti mpingo ndi zouluka chilombo pasitala anazindikira, ndipo nthawi yomweyo ndi kunyazitsa chakuti analalikira kwa zaka zambiri ndipo zaka makolo athu. Chifukwa, kuchokera amazionera a masamu, pastafarianstvo zoona, komabe ziro. chipembedzo ichi angakupatseni Ufulu kunkhondo, kuti aphe anthu amene kamodzi mmoyo wa kudya pasta. Komanso, kuyambira chakuti Asilamu ndi kujambulidwa pa pasipoti mu burqa, ndi okhulupirira mu croquettes macaroni akhoza kutenga chithunzi mu colander ndi. Mwachidule, pastafarianstvo - ndi mwayi potrollit okhulupirira onse otentheka, kuphatikiza pa nthawi yomweyo kukuza maudindo awo achipembedzo.

Mfundo za chipembedzo

Monga taonera, chipembedzo pastafarianstvo zachokera malamulo zinalembedwa m'Malemba Opatulika. Pokoka apo mbalume izi zofunika kwambiri anaikidwa pa mpingo, kuti Baibulo. Choncho, kuwerenga malamulo onse pastafarianstva ndi mfundo, tikuona koyenera bwino, koma n'kosatheka kuti muzindikire kuti akadali travesty, ngakhale kwambiri bwino olembedwa. Taganizirani, pa zifukwa ziti dziko lino wamangidwa. Pastafarianstvo amatipatsa zotsatirazi ovomerezeka mbalume:

• Zikuuluka mu mlengalenga ndi wosaoneka macaroni chilombo chilengedwe chathu, ndipo iye anayamba ndi mitengo, mapiri ndi ... "nyenyezi yaing'ono."
• onse alipo umboni wa zamoyo dziko - wamangidwa mu chikumbumtima iliyonse chilombo unsembe pasta. Zinthu zambiri zimene zatizungulira, zimapangitsa mwakuwoneka aakulu kuposa iwowo alidi. Mfundo zosiyanasiyana chatsimikiziridwirapo mwasayansi alinso zabodza ndithu, chifukwa amatha pasitala mulungu, kudutsa kanthu, ndi nthawi imene padera, zinthu zinasintha. Chifukwa cha chikhulupiriro chathu, maganizo, nzeru, ndi mbalume zina zikusintha, ngakhale tilibe zindikirani.
• Paradaiso, womwenso onse pastafariantsy - mankhwala ena, womwenso yaikulu mowa kuphulika ndi fakitale stripper.
• chipembedzo Keyword - Ramin, amene ayenera kulembedwa ndi likulu awiri Chiameniya. Zimenezi ndi parody wa bwino kuti Akhristu onse, Asilamu ndi Ayuda, "Ameni." Ndipotu, Ramin - Chijapanizi yomweyo msuzi, chomwe pasta.

Kodi achifwamba onse?

More kapena zochepa nthawi yomweyo izo zikutanthauza pastafarianstvo mmene amaonedwa ndi kumene anachokera, ife kumvetsa, koma sadziwa bwinobwino anafotokoza mbali ina - ndi achifwamba, amene tamutchula pamwambapa. Chabwino, kulongosola chithunzi. Malinga Henderson, ndi achifwamba zinalili kalelo ndi achifwamba nthawi zonse kwa sitima Ndipotu zolengedwa Mulungu. Iwo anali alaliki a ufulu wolankhula, ufulu wa chipembedzo ndi kuthandiza osowa ndi ana, mudzaze dziko ndi zabwino. Chonchi kuwala zolunda ndi zoipa tapititsa iwo azamulungu amene anali Mfundo wake ngakhale mu Ages Middle. Komanso, kutentha kwa dziko lomwe tsopano akuoneni meteorologists zonse padziko lathuli, komanso chifukwa chakuti chiwerengero cha achifwamba kuyambira 1800 wakhala kwambiri yafupika. Bobby komanso amakhala kuti kuchuluka achifwamba Chisomali zathandizira chakuti panali msonkhano analephera kwanyengo.

maholide pastafarian

Ngati zipembedzo zonse za dziko, zaka zimenezi zaka zambiri, zipembedzo zamakono zili awo maholide, masiku opatulika ndi zina zochititsa chidwi tsiku. Mwa zikondwerero zazikulu pastafarianstva zotsatirazi:

• Lachisanu - holide zofunika kwambiri. Mu Lachisanu lililonse la mlungu ndi mlungu, aliyense wokhulupirira mwa pasitala chilombo ayenera kuchita chilichonse. Kuchititsa chikondwerero polemekeza tsiku chosaiwalika simukudziwa, koma kwambiri analimbikitsa. Onani Lachisanu mu malo oyamba ndipo kenako chikondwerero cha Manja ake pasitala amene dziko lathu lakhala analenga.
• Pastha - chinachake chimene chikondwerero zambiri Lachisanu, kukhala enieni, nthawi iliyonse chakudya kudya pasta. Pambuyo pa chakudya wokhulupirira aliyense ayenera kuvala bandeji pa diso limodzi ndi kuuza wina aliyense za momwe iye anapita mu dziko la kuunika ndi kukumana ndi Ufumu wake LMM.
• Ramindan - wina "siriyo" tchuthi. Aliyense yemwe amapita Mpingo wa pasitala chilombo ayenera nthawi kudya kudya chakudya pasta. Izi zachitika kuti athe kukumbukira mmene zosangalatsa zinali kukhala masiku wophunzira, pamene chirichonse ndi okwera mtengo kusiyana "doshirak" sitinali ndalama.
• Ndithu, zonse pastafariane chikondwerero Halloween. Mu yophukira tchuthi ayenera kukhala ndi Pirate zovala ndi kupita pa nyumba zogona Tinkagawa maswiti kwa ana.
• Holide (a tchuthi) pastafariane anayamba kukondwerera mapeto a December ndipo itha m'ma January. Nthawi imeneyi safuna kuchita chilichonse kupatula mmene kudya, kumwa ndi kum'thokoza kauntala onse "Ndi holide." Onani, kuti Khirisimasi akadali ovomerezeka kwa pastafarianstva.
• July 12, 2013 Russian chipembedzo kudzadza kwa chigawo china. Kunapezeka kuti, inu anaganiza izo, pastafarianstvo kuti tsiku lomwelo wabweza udindo boma m'dziko lathu. Kuyambira pamenepo ndi lero anthu onse Russia amene amakhulupirira pasitala chilombo akhoza tsiku lonse sizikugwira ntchito ndipo motero anthu "pasitala kulambira."

Akhristu maganizo

Kutengera ndi ndemanga ndi ndemanga kuti anthu osiyana adzatsale pa webusaiti yovomerezeka Bobbi Hendersena, mukhoza kupeza yankho zotsatirazi. Sizachilendo kwa okhulupirira aliyense (osachepera kwa timene) anthu pastafarianstvo - mwano ichi, mnyozo, ndilo chifukwa chipongwe ambiri ndi kunyoza Mlengi. Ngakhale kuti chipembedzo m'mayiko ambiri, kuphatikizapo mtima wathu, tsopano chimatengedwa ngati nduna, ochepa a okwana misa ku mbali ya zouluka chilombo pasta. Mu Europe ndi America, anthu ambiri anakweza kupanduka zing'onozing'ono kunyoza zokhudza Auzimu mu zonse zimene kusungidwa ndi anthu kwa zaka masauzande ambiri. Pambuyo chipembedzo Russian, wodzilemekeza ndi mfundo - pastafarianstvom, - kusintha kwakukulu mu miyoyo ya nzika anzathu sizinachitike.

Russian mpingo pastafarianskaya

July 12, 2013 pa malire a dziko yathu inali yololedwa mwalamulo Russian pastafarianskaya Church. Patapita miyezi ingapo wakhala cholengedwa 27 anthu opembedza, amene ankapembedza zouluka pasitala chilombo. Monga zipembezo zina zonse Russia, amene ankaona kuti anthu ambiri amavomereza kuti, pastafarianstvo amakhazikitsa "kholo". The chiyambi ndi lero ndi Hussam Pasitala II, kapena kungoti Hu (Amirjan Husainov). Ndiponso zimamuthandiza malangizo mabwenzi okhulupirika, amene amatchedwa colander Woyera (a mbali ya tichipeza anthu 10). Komanso, thupi la chipembedzo ili kutchedwa kuti dziko lathu monga Russian pastafarianskaya Church dzina lake pastriarhata.

Ine ndikukhumba inu sanachite izo ...

Mawu amatchedwa pastafarianstvo malamulo achipembedzo amene angalandire eyiti. Mtundu uwu wa analogue bzomwe Old Testament, amene wasenza pamaziko a njira yaitali cha Mose. Nthawi yomweyo amaganiza kuti macaroni chilombo anapereka malangizowo, womwenso mbali zosiyanasiyana za moyo - chakudya kugonana - ndi Wakuba wina dzina lake Måsøy. Amagwiritsidwanso ambiri amaganiza kuti poyamba anthu Malamulo anali khumi, koma awiri a iwo anasowa "pa njira yopita ku mapiri a Salsa." Taganizirani zimene imaimira ndi Malemba Opatulika ndi zimene zingatiphunzitse.

Eyiti Malamulo pastafarianstva

• Ine mukadayamba sanachite zinthu ngati mlaliki lililonse woyera, pamene inu kuwauza anthu ena za pasitala chisomo changa. Ine sindiri kotero narcissistic, chifukwa kutsimikizira zonse, popanda yekha, kuti Ine kulibe ndipo kuti inu muyenera kuti mukhulupirire ine, si koyenera.
• Inu kulibwino ntchito dzina langa monga kulungamitsidwa la kuchepa zachuma, ukapolo, kuponderezana ndi zonyansa zina. Ine sindiri kuyang'ana kwa anthu amene anakhudzidwa.
• Ine ndikukhumba inu kodi kuweruza anthu ndi zovala zawo, maonekedwe ndi chikhalidwe kulankhulana. Mwa njira, vbey yekha mutu, mkazi, chimodzimodzi monga munthu - munthu, ndi wotopetsa - ndi wotopetsa. Ndipo kumbukirani kuti bwino kwa anthu - amene akudziwa mmene wavalira. Ndinapereka luso akazi ndi amuna ochepa okha amene akhoza kuwasiyanitsa ku kapezi wofiirira.
• Ndikukufunirani anali analola kuchita zochita anthu umene kwambiri kunyansidwa, kapena zotani zofanana agona ku mnzanuyo. Onse amene samagwirizana ndi ine, mukhoza kupita ku nkhalango, koma ngati chipongwe kwa iwo, inu mukhoza kuthimitsa TV ndi miyendo m'misewu ya kusintha.
• Zingakhale bwino ngati inu sanalowe kutsutsana ndi misogynous, kusankhana mitundu ndi zina mabungwe svolochnaya pa chopanda kanthu m'mimba. Ine kudya - tsopano inu mukhoza anatumiza kumwazikana iwo.
• Zingakhale bwino ngati inu sanali kuwononga ndalama ankamanga matchalitchi, mizikiti, mausoleums ndi nyumba zina phindu mu pasitala ulemerero wanga. ndalama bwino ntchito pa kuchepetsa umphawi, kuchiza matenda osauka mu mtendere wa dziko kapena chikondi mokhudza.
• Ndikukufunirani anali kukupiza zonse ndanena kwa inu. Ndikhulupirireni, inu simuli kotero chidwi chirichonse momuzungulira. Kumbukirani, kamodzi kwa nthawi zonse: I Adakuphunzitsani makamaka kwa mnzako.
• Zingakhale bwino kuchita kwa ena monga mukufuna ndachitira kwa inu, ngati imachitika pa chiwiya odzola mafuta ndi lalabala. Kupatulapo - ngati munthu akufuna kuti mwini. Only chifukwa cha Ine, musaiwale kuti azivala kondomu, ziri basi chidutswa cha chingamu! Ngati ndimafuna kugonana sanam'bweretsere inu zosangalatsa, Ndikufuna kuwonjezera kwa iwo minga.

Pastfarianstvo mu tsiku komanso zachikhalidwe

bwino kwambiri ndipo ambiri Chofunika, chiphunzitso zogwirizana pastafarianstva amanena kuti buku Richarda Dokinza "Mulungu chinyengo". mabukuwa ali ndi kwachilengedwenso zamoyo zinachita lathu, chifukwa zouluka pasitala chilombo monga ngati "kutsutsa" kuti ndi wangwiro zoyenera. Mu TV onena "South Park" ntchito zilembedwe za m'buku lino. Mu zojambula "The Simpsons" Makhalidwe chachikulu chimodzi mwa zinthu zochititsa kudya spaghetti chilombo mu mawonekedwe a macaroni, potero kulalikira pastafarianstvo absentia. Photo Ufumu Wake komanso Pasitala pa khoma mmodzi wa mutu wakuti "mapulogalamu" otchuka. Mu umodzi wa Masewero Intaneti - yaikulu World - pali khalidwe dzina lake Ramin, amene Komanso ankaona ngati kutchula parody uyu wa chipembedzo. Onaninso kuti ngati tione, ndi chithunzi cha meatballs zouluka spaghetti angapezeke nthaŵi zambiri kuposa tingaganizire. Nthawi zambiri ntchito, ngakhale popanda kumvetsetsa kwenikweni, koma nthawi zina, LMM, yomwe kumawala pa zithunzi za, zolemba ndi zinthu zina, ndi malonda chobisika gulu limeneli zatsopano zachipembedzo.