Pastafarianskaya mpingo: Nkhani ya pastafarianstva

Ambiri chipembedzo zakale wotchedwa akufa ndipo tsopano sadzakhalakonso, ndi zambiri pa iwo ndi woumira kwambiri. Koma palinso ali wochokera avant-garde ndi akalumikidzidwa zapamwamba. Russian mpingo pastafarianskaya kulalikira chimodzi mwa zipembedzo izi. Izo zinayambira mu nthawi yathu.

Kodi amatchedwa pastafarianstvom?

Pastafarianstvo - ndi chipembedzo wamng'ono, amene anakhazikitsidwa ndi Bobby Henderson (American sayansi) mu 2005. Ichi ndi travesty, cholinga pofuna kutsindika artificiality ndi absurdity ena mfundo zabodza-sayansi. chipembedzo, dzina amachokera kwa Italy mawu "phala", kutanthauza zosiyanasiyana pasta.

Pastafarianstvo ali dzina lina - Mpingo wa Kuuluka chilombo pasta. Iye - Umulungu wapamwamba wa chipembedzo. Iwo Kuuluka Pasitala chilombo (LMM) atamwa mowa, malinga Hendersonon chilengedwe chathu. Musaiwale kuti mpingo umalimbikitsa pastafarianskaya chipembedzo parody. Ndi mawu Hendersonona - kuukira ndi Dipatimenti ya Education wa Kansas, zakonzedwa kuti monga mu maphunziro wa Akhristu amakhulupirira za chilengedwe.

mpingo Pastafarianskaya: ROC

Mu Russia uko Pastafarianskaya Church (ROC). Mutu wake ndi wachitatu puree phala. Mu dziko ilo likutchedwa Yuri phula. Pastafarianstvo ambiri padziko lonse. Ndipo anthu amene ali ndi nthabwala, chipembedzo atsopano anayamba otchuka.

miyambi

Pastafarianskaya Church pasitala Pastriarhata ali n'kofunika amafotokoza. Malangizo yaikulu ya eyiti. Chidule - "Ine ndikukhumba iwe sanachite izo." Lachisanu ndi tsiku lopatulika. Monga mawu akuti timati "Ramin!" Icho chinabwera kuchokera kudalirana kwa Zakudyazi dzina ( "Ramen") ndi dzina chomwecho, "Amen!" The chiphunzitso chachikulu ndi negation yake. A paradaiso pastafarianstve - ndi pamaso pa chimodzi Mzere mphero mowa kuphulika.

Mpingo wa Kuuluka chilombo pasitala ku Russia

Mpingo Russian ali yololedwa mwalamulo pasitala chilombo. Chikalatachi analandira pa July 12 m'dera Moscow, makonzedwe a Khoroshevo-Mnevniki. Mpingo kale analidziwitsa akuluakulu mzinda kukhazikitsa latsopano Russian Orthodox chipembedzo. Pambuyo anayamba kuchitidwa "pasitala kulambira" ndipo anabweretsa chidwi za anthu amene akufuna ntchito mizukwa chakuwuluka. Iwo ankafuna kuti ntchito kuti kalembera wa mpingo watsopano monga chipembedzo.

Mutu wa Mpingo Orthodox Russian

Russian Church Pastafarianskaya Pastriarhata pasitala ali mutu wakewake. Chief wotsogolera - Kama Choyamba Pasitala. Monga momwe "Moscow News" ndi Moscow bizinesi. Koma tsopano dzina la mutu wa mpingo sakutchedwa, kumene pastriarh wakonda kukhala incognito. Makamaka iwo salola yokha kugwila mu zithunzi. Malinga ndi iye, chipembedzo chatsopano anakhazikitsa kuti "mayeso" maulamuliro.

Mfundo za chipembedzo chatsopano

Mwachidule, mfundo zonse zimene zimalimbikitsa pastafarianskaya mpingo, ndi parody zifukwa ŵa odana ndi asayansi, ophunzitsa za chilengedwe. Malinga ndi ROC, Pasitala chilombo ndi wosaoneka ndi imperceptible. Polenga zinthu, iye anayamba ndi mitengo, mapiri ndi mowa nyenyezi yaing'ono.

Umboni wa kusanduka mwapadera anamanga LMM. Pasitala chilombo akukumana pastafariantsev kukana kuchita zinthu zakale ali wamng'ono kwambiri kuposa iwo. Chingasinthe zotsatira muyeso wa dzanja lake lamanja ndi mosavuta umadutsa chilichonse.

KUTENTHA ndi achifwamba

mpingo Pastafarianskaya ali ndi dongosolo chikhulupiriro malinga ndi zimene achifwamba (kapena achifwamba) - ndi "mtheradi chilengedwe Mulungu" ndi pastafariantsy choyamba. Ndipo pamene iwo akufotokozedwa ngati mbala ndi kuwapatula - ndi zabodza kufalikira ndi azamulungu Mkhristu. Ndi achifwamba, malinga pastafariantsev - wamtendere ndiponso okonda mtendere ofufuza Tinkagawa maswiti kwa ana.

Mzembela aphatikizidwa m'chiphunzitso cha LMM ndi kuonekera mu kalata Dipatimenti ya Education Henderson Kansas. Akachita mafanizo zinkasonyeza kuti causation si wolingana ndi chibwenzi. Zivomezi, kusintha kwanyengo, mphepo ndi zina masoka achilengedwe - chotsatira cha kuchepetsa achifwamba, amene anayamba ndi 1800

Malinga ndi dongosolo, kusungidwa mu kalata, pamene kuchepetsa chiwerengero cha achifwamba mu kutentha lonse limatuluka m'mlengalenga lathuli. Izi ndi zinthu ziwiri zosagwirizana. Komabe, iwo alibe mabwenzi chifukwa-kwenikweni.

Pamene dziko lisanalengedwe, ndipo malamulo mogwirizana ndi ROC

Pastafarianskaya mpingo unakhazikitsidwa ngati njira kuti zamoyo zinachita kusintha, amene waganiza monga mwa maphunziro Dipatimenti ya Education wa Kansas. Malinga Henderson ndi mfundo dziko linalengedwa ndi kuledzera mizukwa zouluka, chomwe meatballs ndi spaghetti. Ndipo Baibulo ili ali ndi ufulu chomwecho kukhalapo, komanso ziphunzitso za makolo Mkhristu.

Henderson nufuna kuti chipembedzo ndi mizukwa zouluka wakhala m'gulu maphunziro kusukulu. Komanso, asamathere kuti pastafarianstvo nthawi monga mmene Chikhristu. Chikadzangotha maonekedwe a chipembedzo chatsopano linalembedwa parody Uthenga wa LMM. Mu izo, ofanana ndi Mkhristu Old Testament, 8 anakonza mbalume.

Malinga ndi iwo, ife musaweruze anthu ndi maonekedwe awo, kulankhula kalembedwe kapena zovala. Kuchita zinthu bwino. Ndipo kumbukirani kuti mkazi ndi mwamuna - ndi anthu payekha, koma onse - payekha. The inabala adzatsala chabe inabala. Palibe anthu amene ali bwino kapena woipa kwambiri kuposa ena. Kupatulapo ndi mmodzi yekha - luso kuvala fashionably.

Monga mpingo ndalama?

Russian pastafarianskaya Church - sanali phindu bungwe. malaya sitolo pastafarianskih ofunika ziro lachifumu. zinthu zonse zimagulitsidwa pa mtengo, amene anagula kampaniyo. Pa webusaiti ROC inu mukhoza kutenga kalata waikidwa, zomwe ndalama 200 rubles. Aliyense akhoza kukhala bishopu kwa rubles 500 okha.

Pastriarh Pasitala Kama choyamba anafotokoza kuti ichi chidachitika yekha kuti athe zolipirira zofunika koposa: telefoni, satifiketi kusindikiza chimene pamafunika ndalama. Tsopano pastriarh ali opanda chachikulu, koma ndalama zonse za pa tchalitchi ndi wokonzeka kutenga. Pasitala Kama woyamba safuna polojekitiyi kukhala gulu lalikulu ndi udindo wake ndiponso mlandu.

N'chifukwa chiyani tiyenera chipembedzo chatsopano?

Iye anafotokoza kuti chipembedzo chatsopano - chabe mtundu wa njira kulankhula. Yogwira anthu ayenera kulankhulana zosiyanasiyana enawo. Kuseka ndi osangalatsa - chida champhamvu kulimbana amakana ndi obscurantism. Pali anthu ambiri amene amafuna chabe pagalimoto zosangalatsa. Ndipo mu ROC zifukwa zimene ambiri. Chipembedzo chatsopano cholinga makamaka amene sakhulupirira Mulungu ndi okaikira, amene mukufuna kukhulupirira chinachake, ndipo akumwetulira.