Wapadera zithunzi oseketsa mumsasa

A chibwana sizachilendo mwa wophunzira yomanga gulu, schoolyards, ntchito kapena yotentha msasa zosangalatsa ndi gulu kulenga zochitika - zoimbaimba improvised kapena masewera, kupikisana nawo imene chofunika kuimba zithunzi zoseketsa. Mumsasa ofunikabe maholide zosiyanasiyana. Simungakhoze kuchita popanda iwo, ndi pa nthawi yonse KVNov mumaikonda.

Zithunzi mumsasa - ankapenta lalifupi

Kumene, anapatsidwa chakuti ntchito yaikulu ya misasa ndi stroyotryadah si kusewera pa siteji, si zofunika kukonzeketsera kulankhula yaitali. Short, koma succinct ndipo nditaona zithunzi mumsasa amakonda bwino kuposa ngakhale bwino chakudya, koma nthawi zisudzo wokhalitsa. Monga ziwembu anecdotes kwambiri zinthu angagwiritsidwe ntchito iwo. Mwachitsanzo, zithunzi mu msasa za mokhudza anthu kompyuta nthawi anatengedwa "ndi kuphulika". Si chinsinsi kuti ana ambiri lero ali amawasonyeza mosiyanasiyana a pa Intaneti.

Oseketsa skits kwa msasa za "nerds kompyuta"

1. The mnyamata mwachisoni akuyang'ana yogurt lapansi. A mnansi pa tebulo apita kwa iye, "Little Johnny, n'cifukwa ciani kudya yogurt wanu?" - "Inu mukudziwa, Svetlana, si yodzaza kumapeto ..." - "Ziri ngati kuti?" - "Kodi mukuona akuti:" 15% ". Kotero ine ndikuyembekezera, pamene amakhala 100% ndipo kudzakhala kotheka ntchito! "-" Kotero ndi mafuta, Little Johnny! "-" A mafuta - chimene chiri kuti? ".
2. Little Johnny woyenda mabwalo padziko chimbudzi, priprygivaet musataye mtima. Oyenera Bob. "Little Johnny, kodi inu mutalowa?" - "Inde, pa zitseko za lolembedwa kuti:" 404 "zikutanthauza kuti iye sangakhoze!"

Zithunzi kwa msasa m'chilimwe

Koma chidwi kwambiri ndi ankapenta, amene Eti limafotokoza moyo wa ana, ndi zina pano.

1. Mwachitsanzo, mungasonyeze anyamata amene safuna kutuluka madzi kwinaku kusambira mu nyanja kapena mtsinje. Wenzulo fizruka iwo musathamange pa gombe, ndipo kupeza mu mlengalenga kuwala ndi madzi. Kwa nthawi yoyamba nambala iyi amati amaona - fizruk imalankhula gulu latsopano ndi anyamata akuwaza zosangalatsa kachiwiri "nthawi yachiwiri". Koma izi fizruki wochenjera kulankhula kuwerengera osambira. Anapeza 'zochuluka'. "Kodi tingachite chiyani? - akuvutika fizruk. - Kodi kuchita ndi ana owonjezera? Aa, inu! "Ndipo iye ndi ovutika pa nkhope yake" drowns "ana owonjezera madzi. Kumene, chochitika ichi silimasewera mu madzi, "thovu nkhonya" ojambula zithunzi pa siteji, kuphatikizapo talente, ntchito pantomime.
2. The Izitu n'zovutitsa za usiku kuyenda anyamata pansi Mwambi kuti: "Ndili ndi kukodza" Kodi kukhala zosangalatsa anatengera achinyamata. Pali njira kutumiza phungu udindo "akudwala m'mimba," mwana ku chipatala kapena pofuna kuchiza zimandilimbikitsa wake, kenako mwanayo kwenikweni ndi mavuto Koma zosiyana.

ankachitika nyimbo

Kawirikawiri anyamata oloŵerera remake wa wotchuka nyimbo "msasa" njira yake. Masewero ndi nyimbo mosavuta, ndi nthabwala mu izo momveka bwino kuti achinyamata. Inu mukhoza kutenga Mwachitsanzo, nyimbo: "sitima yathu, patsogolo kuwuluka!"

Ndipo gulu lathu patsogolo ntchentche

chodyera imayima!

Wauphungu, thawani njira,

Ndipotu, kutsogolo kwa Vova!

Adzacotsa njira yonse Vovka,

Adzacotsa nkhomaliro mu miniti,

Ali nthawi zonse bwino

Pa njira imeneyi!

Koma pano pa Labor Troopers

Pitani onse kumuwombera pa,

Volodya wathu monga saboteur ndi,

Mu tchire akukhala mu chiwembu ndi.

Vovochki fano - gulu kotero mavesi kungakhale "sinthidwa mwamakonda" chifukwa zitsanzo anatengedwa kuchokera mu moyo wa gulu la.