Wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev: yonena ndi moyo humorist

mayi Mitya a akulakalaka siteji, ine ndimafuna kuti liwale ndi maudindo chikondi, koma wina chotheka zinachitika anasintha moyo wake: iye anali chidole bwalo, ozikidwa muholo Youth, mwangozi wotsinidwa chala chake m'mutu wake. Choncho inatha ntchito yake zinalephereka monga zisudzo. Koma lingaliro la zochitika sanadzisiyira iye. Ndikugwira ntchito yophika, iye walenga zinthu zonse kuti mwana wake, kuti Krustalo ndimalota ali mwana wakwaniritsidwa, ndi Mitya sanamugwiritse Iye mwala. Iye anakula luso kwambiri mwana ubwana anakonda chonena ndakatulo, iye tikulemba zaka 13, iye anagwira ku sukulu ya ndinkakonda kuvina ndipo anatha kupangitsa Mochititsa chidwi kwambiri.

anatsogolera

Kale mu sukulu Khrustalyov anakhala moyo wa kampani; pamene Iye anawonekera zonse anamva peals choseketsa, ngakhale aphunzitsi mwina koma kumwetulira pamene iye anayamba kuuza chinachake. Ngakhale sewero sukulu sikuti kudali popanda sachita.

Amayi mosakayikira kuti adzakhala wotchuka Mitya. Tsopano yaing'ono, olobodoka, koma amazipanga wokongola wosewera amadziwika m'dziko lonselo, kuseka nthabwala ake ambirimbiri. Komabe, iye anabwera powonekera mu njira yoyamba ... zambiri Mitya woyamba kulowa University agrarian, ndipo patapita chaka, anasamutsa kwa University of Azamlengalenga zipangizo. Khrustalyov anavutika kwambiri maganizo ndi kuwerenga maganizo sakhala sayansi ndi kufunira chinachake chowala, mokondwera. Iye anayesera dzanja lake monga mphunzitsi kuvina, izo sizinali ... Koma wochenjera, tsoka n'kupita naye ku gulu la KVN ndipo anatsegula chitseko kwa gawo lalikulu. Wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev, mbiri yomwe inayamba ndi nkhani wotopetsa pa Institute ankadana, posachedwa kukwaniritsa kuzindikira dziko.

matenda Nyenyezi

Mawu ake oyamba anali kukonza bwino kwa maola atayika kwa iwo kutsogolo kwa galasi, iye wakhala wokonzeka options awiri kapena atatu ena. Mitya ina ngakhale anakhala woyendetsa gulu. Ndipo mu 2000, kale mpikisano kutchuka ndi ambuye odziwika zochitika. N'zosadabwitsa kuti nyenyezi malungo anapha mnyamata 20 wazaka, chifukwa iye anapita pa ulendo kudutsa dziko, kusonkhanitsa maholo yaikulu ndipo mwamsanga analawa amasangalatsa wa moyo otsogola. Matendawa Komabe, kudya (maphunziro anakhudzidwa ophunzira amayi), ndipo Khrustalyov chidwi mu maphwando amenewa, anayamba ntchito pa ndekha ndipo anaganiza kuti mphatso kuseketsa anthu ntchito yake.

Monga pa nthawi iyi, iye anapatsidwa mwayi okweza kusewera mu bwalo lamasewera. Sewerolo "Kucheza ndi Vampire" kotero analanda Dmitri, kuti nthawiyo anaiwala za siteji ndi kuyeserera kuyambira m'mawa mpaka madzulo. Mitya anatha kuzindikira maloto a mayi wake. Powonekera chidwi, iye kuwameza popanda kufufuza ndi Khrustalyova ndi Dima ankaganiza kudzipereka kwa bwalo lamasewera.

Comedy Club

ntchito kunali bwino loti, ndi Khrustalev, wotchedwa Dmitry Yuryevich anapitiriza ntchito yake. Iye anali wokondwa kwambiri kuti ntchito yotsatira anaitanidwa mnzake ndi mnzake wa Victor Vasiliev. Ngakhale ndiye, anyamatawo anazindikira chimene M'maso latsopano adzatsegula ntchito zawo limodzi ndipo posakhalitsa abwenzi wochenjera anatiitana ku Comedy Club pa TNT. duet awo anali zingamuthandize kwambiri, iwo anapatsidwa nthawi iliyonse pulogalamu. Anyamata kubetcherana pa kuukonza woona wa Petrograd, ndi nthabwala awo anali wochenjera kwambiri: ojambula zithunzi zikuchepa kwambiri pakati pa likulu chikhalidwe Russia ndi Moscow. Awiriwa anali wokhoza kuti apange penyetsetsani chapansipansi ambiri a pulogalamuyi, ndipo patapita zisudzo ochepa kope watsirizika makalata oonera othokoza. Inde, popanda mawu, inu mukhoza kunena kuti wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev - "chingamu" -aktor kwa Mulungu.

Posakhalitsa anagwa umafuna chidwi kwa atsogoleri a mafilimu a kanema. Mu 2006 Khrustalyov debuted pa chophimba ku TV wakuti "Alice a Dream" ndipo mu 2008 anaonekera nyenyezi gawo la sewero lanthabwala "The Best Movie 2". udindo Parody udachita iye wabwino, ndi nthabwala parody anakwanitsa wotchedwa Dmitry wa Moscow yotchuka rapper Timati. Otsutsa Komabe, filimuyi ukali kuti smithereens, koma chithunzicho chinali nthabwala ndipo wapeza omvera ake.

Comedy Woman

Mu 2008 watsopano azithunzithunzi ntchito Comedy Woman unayambitsidwa pa njira TNT. Wotchedwa Dmitry anapatsidwa udindo kutsogolera chinthu timu akazi, ndipo mosangalala. Inu kubetcherana! Kugwira ntchito maluwa bedi la atsikana okongola ndi luso. ntchito anabweretsa pamodzi KVNschits kale ndi chabe wokongola, ndodo anali wogwirizana kwambiri ndi yomweyo ankakonda omvera. Wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev analamulira wake "rasipiberi" mwanzeru ndiponso mosazengereza. Wokondeka altercation ndi Nataley Andreevnoy zimapangitsa omvera kuseka misozi. Pakuti Russian TV-wamkazi azithunzithunzi ntchito anali luso mtheradi. Bwanji munakhala mu njira ndipo wakhala mlingo kuti tsopano kuti chaka amaonetsa akuyembekezera chiyambi cha HIV.

nyenyezi chizolowezi

Khrustalyov amakonda kudabwitsa omvetsera, pali nthano za chopereka chake cha magalasi, koma kusonkhanitsa iwo, anayamba zaka wake wasukulu. Collection kwambiri Polemeretsedwa inu pa ulendo wake zonse, anadza wina wochokera Mugulu mzinda. Pankhaniyi, nthawi zonse ndi mbiri zawo. Ambiri, ndi kale zosatheka kuti aganizire popanda zonse magalasi wotchedwa Dmitry akuda. Aliyense zida amagwiritsa ntchito awiri imodzi, ndipo palibe pasadakhale sakudziwa kuti Dmitri otmochite nthawi ino. Kenako iye anayamba kusonkhanitsa ndi stacks, lero zosonkhanitsira zikuphatikizapo nambala yaikulu makapu wamitundu ndi mitundu. abwenzi nonse mukudziwa za chizolowezi wake ndi kuyesa kubweretsa zina zosangalatsa latsopano Mwachitsanzo.

Office zachikondi

Zikusonyeza Comedy Woman anaonekera monga njira ina m'malo chinthu chachimuna Comedy Club natsimikizira kuti akazi ndi chimodzimodzi nthabwala, iwo anali Eti kuwatonza okha ndi sankalemekeza mu TV shopu kuti ana awo chingwe kuti agwirizane mbale anapatsidwa. ulemerero izi zonse akulamulira ndi wochenjera, nditaona ndi zina wachipongwe Khrustalev. Kuyambira pachiyambi penipeni pa kujambula pakati mmodzi wa ophunzira bwanji, Ekaterinoy Varnavoy, ndi kutsogolera anayamba asapita ofunda, lomwe nthawi yomweyo anakhala chuma cha omvetsera. Pa gawo loyamba skirmish lomveka okha zosangalatsa onse a iwo, koma posachedwapa angapo ankatha kuona kuwombera mu mbali zosiyanasiyana za zakudya zachimanga likulu. Mkulu statuesque kukongola ndi pang'ono woonda Khrustalyov anali atavala zokongola.

Mwamwayi ina, Baranaba anaona otsika wochenjera munthu kungochokera KVN ndi zonse anapita zisudzo zake zonse. Anthu anaphunzira za ofesi romances Khrustalyova ndi Barnaba pamene iwo anaphwanya. Mkulu statuesque kukongola anali adakali chinthu chikondi chidwi kwake kunali mutu wamfupi kusiyana kwake. Zosayeruzika Mtima. Iye anaseka za izo ndipo ananena kuti anthu ena ngati Leonardo DiCaprio ndipo iye - Khrustalev.

Chikhazikitso cha chikondi

kukumana koyamba zinachitika kuponyera Comedy Woman. Khrustalyov sakanakhoza kukhala opanda chidwi ndi kukongola ndi wansangala wa Catherine, ndipo patapita miyezi isanu ndi chibwenzi ndi mgwirizano pa TNT iye potsiriza zokapempha msungwana pa chibwenzi. Iwo anakhala kwa maola ochepa mu cafe, ndipo patapita kanthawi buku anawomba nsalu chachikulu moti banja anasankha kukhala pamodzi. Pakuti Katie munasintha anali kubwerera ku ulendo, pamene wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev anapereka msonkhano moona lachifumu la ndege ake.

Ngakhale kugwirizana, Ekaterina Varnava ndi wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev anakana zochitika potchula kuti iwo ali monga mabwenzi abwino amene ali omasuka ndi kuthera nthawi ufulu. Atolankhani yomweyo anayamba kusaka, ndipo posakhalitsa glossy magazini zinadzala ndi zithunzi zolaula za banja chikondi. Iwo ngakhale analenga ankapenta angapo azithunzithunzi pa Comedy Woman, pamene Khrustalev nthawi zonse, "anapinda" ku nkhani ya pomupembedza ndi Barnaba, ndi bitchiness ake mwachizolowezi, otshivala Shorty, kulozera zonse, kuti ngati wautali ndi watanthauzo, iye Angamvetse. Koma ofesi chibwenzi pa ofesi ndi kuti ntchito ayenera kukhala mbali ndi mbali nthawi zonse. M'kupita kwa nthawi, banja kotero amakonda zonse palimodzi, kuti ndiko chiyambi cha Tambasula, anayamba kusiyana amvetse ubale, ndipo pamene panalibe mphamvu pambuyo masiku a kuwombera zonse, ankangosiyiratu alankhulana.

kusiyana

Aŵiri wachikoka zingakhale zovuta kuti ndizicheza m'nyumba imodzi, nthawi ina, onse ankafuna ufulu. Achita ndatopa stardom lake, palibe nthawi mungokhala pakhomo, mtima nkhani mtima. Koma achinyamata pafupifupi m'banja, ngakhale mphete wogulidwa. Pambuyo kuswa ali ndi kuwona tsiku lililonse, malinga ngati kuwombera sichinayambe zimafika. Iwo anayesera kulankhulana mosavuta, ochezeka ndipo kenako m'mbali zonse zamwano akhala ankawachotsera, koma za chikondi ubale watsopano sikungakhoze kukhala funso. chakuti banja linatha, zinadziwika pa kuwombera a "Ice Age" imene Catherine sizinayambe ngakhale kamodzi. Ine ndiyenera kunena kuti Kate ankakonda wotchedwa Dmitry mayi, Larisa, iye nthawizonse amakhala paubwenzi ndi mwansangala kwambiri poyamba bwenzi lake la mwana wake.

mkazi

Nthawi zambiri wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev, moyo umene uli mutu chidwi onse, anali munthu mobisa kwambiri mwachibadwa. Choncho, palibe amene anadziwa kuti iye anali ndi mkazi. Atolankhani ngakhale anatha kupeza dzina lake (Victoria Djachuk). Iwo likukhalira kuti ukwati kale pafupifupi 10 zaka Khrustalyov anakumana ndi chibwenzi ndi Ekaterinu Varnavu. Onse zidavumbulutsidwa pamene wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev ndi mkazi wake analowa ngozi ya galimoto, yomwe pafupifupi momvetsa chisoni. Khrustalyov yekha anathawa ndi mikwingwirima ochepa, ndi mkazi wake, 26 wazaka Victoria, mwakayakaya anatumizidwa ku chipatala mzinda. Pamene banjali anapatukana, mayi Khrustalyova umboni, ankagula mkazi wakale wa nyumba zabwino mu St. Petersburg ndipo anapereka galimoto. Pamaso pa chilekano Dmitri Khrustalev ndi banja lake ankakhala mumzinda pa Neva. akazi wakale anapambulwa popanda kumuyalutsa, kuyambira ukwati wawo unafika kumapeto, iwo kupitiriza kuona wotchedwa Dmitry Victoria zogwiriziza ndi kusiya zochimwazo kumathetsa mavuto ambiri ake. Wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev ndi mkazi wake sanakhulupirire kuti ukwati wawo anakomoka chifukwa Ekateriny Varnavy iwo chayamba kuchepa kale.

Victoria Djachuk

Wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalyova mkazi - Victoria Djachuk - si munthu pagulu, ndipo ndi kutengeka zosasangalatsa kwambiri pa iye, kuti mwamuna zakale. Iye sanali limapezeka pagulu, ndipo maukonde alibe zithunzi aliyense mwa iye. Ukwati ndi nyenyezi, iye wakonda osanenapo, ndi za moyo wake wa munthu kokhaku kwa bwalo yopapatiza cha abwenzi. Iye - wazamalamulo bwino, ndipo anakwatira wotchedwa Dmitry kuyambira mu 2001. Pa nthawi ina, ali pasukulu, iwo mwangozi anakumana mu cafe, ndipo anali wokhoza chithumwa Khrustalyova Victoria pa msonkhano woyamba banja posachedwapa kulembetsa ubwenzi.

wokhala

Ngakhale Khrustalyov zaka zambiri anali yokhazikika ya Comedy Club, zilibe kutsimikizira mawu amenewa, chifukwa Latin "kukhala pamalo" - izi ndi bwino osati za iye. Posachedwapa kubwera ndi wina ntchito zisudzo ndi sachita, rehearsals nyamulani pafupifupi onse nthawi yake. Previous zisudzo zinachitikira anachititsa chidwi wosatha pa Dmitri, iye anayamba kudwala zamasewero Komanso pa rehearsals zisudzo anapatsidwa mwayi mukupeka ndi replicas ambiri komanso mu buku yomaliza ya sewerolo. Ufulu zilandiridwenso ndi improvisation - mu lonse wotchedwa Dmitry Khrustalev. Wambiri wosewera ladzala ndi zolinga za kulenga, tikukhulupirira kuti posachedwapa tidzatha kuona ntchito chidwi ndi sachita.