Opezeka pa February 23 zoseketsa. Kuchititsa Tsiku holide ya Woteteza wa Dziko Lathu

February 23 - holide, amene mwambowu Magulu onse zaka nzika. Mu maudindo onse, masukulu, ndipo ngakhale kindergartens kukonzekera Zabwino kwa zokometsera panopa ndi tsogolo la Mama. Pamene izi amafotokozera kumanga ndi tchuthi zithunzi pa February 23 (oseketsa). Pali njira zambiri chifukwa zisudzo awo, chinthu chachikulu kuti masewera ophunzira anali wodzipereka.

Tsiku Woteteza a - unachitikira ku sukulu

Pakati mapwando ambiri February 23 amatanthauza munthu wa otchuka kwambiri sukulu. Kwa atsikana lero - nthawi kudzamuthokoza anyamata awo, kamodzinso akuonetsa luso lawo mu kuimba ndi kuvina pa zikondwerero. Anyamata pali mwayi kuona zokometsera weniweni ndi kamodzinso kumva kunyada chifukwa chokhala anthu awo kuti kugonana wamphamvu.

Mungachite kuti sukulu tchuthi February 23 kwambiri, koma script nthawi m'gulu:

- Mpikisano;

- ndakatulo;

- Song;

- kuvina;

- zithunzi pa February 23 (oseketsa).

Komanso atagwira tchuthi N'zosatheka themed. Pa tsiku limeneli, nyuzipepala mpanda, kukometsera holo. Mipira, maliboni, posters, nyimbo ya zaka nkhondo - zotsatira zonse zosangalatsa wodzazidwa ntchito.

Komabe, popanda zomwe holide sadzakhala chimwemwe kulikonse - zosiyanasiyana zochitika pa nkhani zogwirizana.

Powonekera "Education mu Army"

Zochitika pa February 23 kusukulu mwina adzaikidwa pa mutu wa asilikali.

Zisudzo: msilikali anga, mkulu, kapitawo, mkazi mkulu wa.

Chizindikiro, kudutsa m'chipindacho, msilikali amaonera kuchita Kankhani akuluakulu. Pamwamba naye anga ndipo anati Zochita. Chizindikiro akubwera kwa iye, ndipo akuti:

- Comrade Sergeant, mtundu wa khalidwe angakuvutitseni? Inu sindikukumbukira kuti anali atangothamangitsidwa kumene msilikali? Inu, mwamsanga, lekani kunama! Ndipo mmodzi, awiri ndi zitatu ...

Sergeant wayamba kudya Kankhani akuluakulu, chizindikiro anaima pa iye, ndipo anati. Panthawi imeneyi nyumba akubwera kapitawo, amene anaona chochitika ichi.

Captain: Kotero! Msanga kanthu pa zimene mukuchita apa!

Chizindikiro, mantha: Comrade Captain ...

Koma kuti salola iye kutsiriza; ndikudziwa, ine ndikudziwa inu nasochinyali ine tsopano! Chabwino, bata, lekani kunama kutenga! Ndipo mmodzi, awiri ndi zitatu ...

Ndipo apa pakubwera mkazi mkulu wa, amaona amuna ndi amapotoza kunja kapitawo, ataima pa iwo.

Anakwiya: umu ndi mmene! Inu simungakhoze kuziwona nyumba, mwana wa bambo kuleza aiwala zikuwoneka! Zingakhale zabwino ndalama, ndi mumatani? Kodi mukukumbukira kuti muli ndi banja, mwana?

Captain: Chabwino, ine ... Ndiye msilikali anakulira.

Mkazi mokwiya: Ndipo ine mean'll kupeza maphunziro anu! Atangomva amatsimikiza akunama! Ndipo kachiwiri! Ndipo awiri! Ndipo atatu!

Captain monyinyirika anamvera ndipo akuyamba kuchita Kankhani akuluakulu.

Oseketsa skits za cholinga pa Intaneti

Powonekera kwa ana pa February 23 sayenera kuonedwa aakazi okhaokha. Mwachitsanzo oseketsa zisudzo ndi nawo mnyamata mmodzi yekha anapereka m'munsimu.

Pa siteji ndi mkulu sukulu pa tebulo. Pa tebulo ndi kope mu foni dzanja lake, limene iye akulankhula mu zikuchitika. Pankhaniyi, imodzi munthu masewera.

- Hello! Ine sindikudziwa, ine analenga malo chibwenzi, koma chinachake palibe wina wolembedwa izo ... Kodi Ine kuwonjezera ndekha? Ndipo bwanji? Ndipo, chabwino, ine kuwonjezera chithunzi Tarzan ndi kulemba kuti ndine wamphamvu, wokongola ophunzitsidwa.

Amachita ena mpheto pa kompyuta.

- Zonse ndachita. O, munthu wina anabwera. Iye ananena kuti Paris Hilton, amapereka kuti adziwane bwino. Ine ndine munthu, pakali pano, ine ndinganene kuti ine ndimakonda izo, nawonso.

Mwamsanga kusindikiza chinachake.

- kwambiri! Iye akufunsa chifukwa zolakwitsa zambiri kuti ndili pa Russian. Ndipo zimene ndiri nazo mu Russian, inu mukudziwa. Apa ndi kukumana ndi ku America ... O, dikirani, munthu wina analemba.

Tayang'anani pa zenera ndipo akupitiriza:

- Bakuman analemba. Iye akuti ndinapezeko wodwalika zina akulu wokongola. Kodi chidwi, izo sakonda Tarzan. O, chabwino, samafuna kuti, satero. Ndili ndi uthenga ... pano ndi asilikali a mtundu wina, kaya akufuna kuti adziwane bwino?

Iye amapanga nkhope mantha, kuyang'ana pa TV:

- O, mai ... Izi ku ofesi usilikali, kulemba, kuti mukuyembekezera ine m'chaka. Oo, ndipo pano ndapeza. Sindinkaganiza kuti ndimakhala ndi kuitanidwa pa malo chibwenzi.

Khumudwa masamba siteji.

Zochitika pa February 23 kusukuluyi

Ilya Muromets waima pa siteji, atavala suti ya zida. Kumachitika chinjoka. Komanso pali m'mudzi:

- Ilya, kodi inu mukudziwa kuti ife, anyamata, tsopano chikondwerero February 23?

- Inu, chinjoka, sizikusokonezani. Mwana ndife inu ndi ine - mwamuna. Ine kuteteza dziko lawo.

- Hei, Nitsche, ngati Ine ndiyima ndi inu apa, nawonso pozaschischayu?

- O dikirani, monga chete, sindinadandaule kulongolola ake.

- A Th ali zii, pamene adani? Mwinamwake izi amadzitcha okha? Pamodzi, ife tiri amoyo kwa kulimbana nawo.

- Ndinu chitsiru, Zmeyushka. Adani, iwo inu zawo.

- I kuona ... Ndipo inu mukudziwa, Ilya, Ine tsopano kudya kabichi, anakhala zamasamba ... Kotero sipadzakhala wina kupita kumudzi, uko akuvina atsikana ...

- ndinakwatira, ine sindingakhoze ...

- Ndi chachisoni ... O, penyani, munthu akuthamanga, mdani mwina?

- Nah, izo odinnadtsatiklassnitsy sukulu anyamata kuthawa Zabwino awo pa holide.

- Pepani, koma ine kwenikweni anali wokonzeka ... O, yang'anani uko, adani basi, ndipo mitundu ya kuphana!

- Ichi ndi chakhumi kalasi adathamanga kudzamuthokoza.

- Ilya, ndi kumene anachita kuthamanga konse, mwina ife tipita?

- zoimbaimba ku sukulu ndipo ine kunyamula utumiki.

- O, chabwino, ndiye inu dikirani, dikirani, ndipo Ine ndidza ...

Anayamba mwakachetechete kudzibwenza poganiza kuti Ilya Muromets osati pambuyo pake.

- Inu mukuona ine kumeneko, Njoka, popanda zodabwitsa. O, smska anabwera pa holide dzina lake ndi ... Kodi tingachite, tiyenera kupita. Tsopano ine ndithudi kudzilimbitsa kuti musadye aliyense.

Ilya adakondweretsa kukhumudwa chinjoka ikuthawa ndi powonekera.

Ngati mukufuna chochitika ichi pa February 23 anyamata wakhala ngakhale funnier kusewera ndi atsikana atavala masuti zofanana.

Oseketsa neno pa February 23 akuluakulu

Opezeka pa February 23 (oseketsa) ndi zogwirizana osati kwa sukulu. Aliyense wokongola bungwe theka la timu akukonzekera kwa Zabwino anzake kuti holide imeneyi zodabwitsa. Tikangonyamula chochitika mmene ndingathere kuthandiza zosangalatsa zimene zinachitika pa February 23 kwa gulu makampani.

Udindo waukulu kupanga izi ndi za mbuye, amene anafuulira ndi ndemanga kunja aliyense.

- Ndipo tsopano kudzamuthokoza anthu ake kupita pa tchuthi kwa akazi, asilikali a kampani yathu!

Woyamba powonekera pali Mfumukazi minda - ndi oyenda. mwayi waukulu ndi miyendo yaitali, amene kumana mdani wa mphamvu, kotero kuti oyenda Umapeza chigonjetso yachidule ndi yosavuta.

(Oyenda zovala akhoza kutenga iliyonse, malingana ngati iye anali atavala siketi mini ndi nsapato ndi zidendene kwambiri).

- Kenako mu sewerolo Asilikali! Mozama mofanana bwino pa mtunda ndi pa madzi, kotero kuti phindu lake n'chachikulu kwambiri anthu oti.

(Khalidwe Uyu ayenera kukhala swimsuit ndi makhalidwe ena madzi: zipsepse, amabisa magalasi m'madzi).

- Ife kutuluka mpweya desantnits nthumwi osankhika magawano. Izi berets buluu kuposa kamodzi mantha mdani, kulichotsera chifuniro chake. madona awa wokondeka - wathu chida champhamvu kwambiri kulimbana ndi adani.

(On nthumwi asilikali airborne akhale buluu beret, nsapato katundu asilikali ndi awiri mngelo phiko kumbuyo kwake pa nkhope yake -. Nkhondo utoto ndi zofunika kuti khalidwe ankaimba tating'ono lagolide mtsikana.).

- Chifukwa cha madona izi tikhoza kugona momveka, podziwa kuti kuteteza malire a Mama wathu. Mwalandiridwa woimira asilikali Border!

(Lalifupi kwambiri odula, katundu asilikali nsapato ndi kapu - njira woimira Border alonda, iye Mudzagwetse chidole kakang'ono galu pang'ono pa zana chala.).

- Ndipo potsiriza, pa mapeto a perete athu - ndi zida zankhondo olemera kwambiri! Izi achisangalalo wathu womaliza ndi mdani imene imagwera pa mawondo ake pa kungoona ake. Kukumana!

(Iwo likukhalira msungwana pa chifuwa chake mawu akuti mbale "Kugonana bomba". Atavala ndi wonyika kuti nzeru, koma kukuwalira bolder bwino).

- amuna Wokondedwa! Kulowa pakati pathu, tiyeni ntchito limodzi kuteteza Mama! Sankhani asilikali amene akufuna kutumikira ndi kubwera kwa woimira awo kujambula.

Chotero skits oseketsa pa February 23 adzakhala azikongoletsa tchuthi iliyonse ndipo adzakhala mphatso zabwino kwa anthu.

Mini-powonekera "Agrippina"

phwando la script si kuphatikizapo zithunzi yaitali kuti amafuna malo ovuta. A anadabwa zodabwitsa Abwenzi anu adzakhala mini-skits pa February 23. Iwo amakhala ndi kukambirana yochepa ndipo popanda kukonzekera yaitali.

Pa siteji pali asilikali angapo donning yunifolomu. Iwo kulemba anthu usilikali amene anayesedwa kwa zida liwiro. Commander, kudutsa mzere, onani mnyamata wamng'ono amene anamira greatcoat a. Palinso ayenera kukhala funso yoopsa:

- Dzina lanu ndani?

Msilikali mantha wosalankhula, chete. Mkulu, ngakhale zambiri anakwiya:

- Ine ndikufunseni inu, kuitana amayi ako!

Msilikali mantha:

-Agrippina.

nyengo asilikali

Opezeka pa February 23 akuluakulu inayenera kukhala zoseketsa. Mwachitsanzo, nthabwala za asilikali monga onse amene sanatumikirepo asilikali kale.

Pa siteji ndi asilikali ochepa. Amene akukumana lalikulu, pafupi ndi woyendetsa. Major amatanthauza zikuchokera:

-Comrade yoyambirira wabwera kale, ndipo mitengo anali adakali wobiriwira. Kotero inu mumapita kunja uko, Vulani masamba obiriwira komanso a chikasu tayi. Akuchita!

Kumasulidwa masamba. Captain, kuyang'ana wosasangalala zotsatirazi:

- Mwamtheradi openga ... zingwe, kumasula ... Rota, mverani lamulo langa! Anathamangira nyumba yosungiramo katundu, kutenga utoto wachikasu ndi ntchito!

Likuonetsera za apolisi

Opezeka pa February 23 akuluakulu ndipo lingakhale apolisi lathu. Ndipotu, iwo tcheru nthawi zonse mpumulo wathu.

Pa siteji, tebulo limene kukhala wapolisiyo ndi akuganiza.

Wofufuzayo: Chabwino, tsopano ife tidzatenga Fingerprints wanu (zala dunks akuganiza mu utoto). Ndiye akanikizire apa (avala pepala). Tsopano pano (makina kwa mikono), apa (mpeni) ndipo apa (mafungulo). Ndizo zabwino!

Akuganiza: Choncho ndingathe kukhala ndi ufulu?

Wofufuzayo: Ndi chodziwikiratu.

Powonekera "Police ku nkhalango"

Pa siteji, TV ndi chithunzi cha nkhalango. Kenako apolisi awiri. Zikumveka The kukambirana zotsatirazi.

- chete, ndiye. mbalame Only zikuimba. Mwa njira, amene ali Woodpecker izi?

- Ayi, Kadzidzi!

- O, usiku kadzidzi. Grouse.

- Inde, kodi grouse?

- Chabwino, amene ndiye?

- Chabwino, izi ndi izo .. Ah, apa! Capercaillie!

Iyo ikuchoka TV kumbuyo pali munthu.

- O, ine ndinakuuzani inu, grouse! Ife zotumiza izo.

Powonekera "Ndipo anthu osaneneka"

Opezeka pa February 23 ndi akazi kuthandiza kamodzinso kusonyeza amuna momwe iwo ndi wofunika, wokondedwa, ndipo ambiri Chofunika, kudziwa.

Mwamuna wakhala pa mpando, kuonera TV. Kuyambira mkazi.

Mwamuna: I kuyesetsa panopa malaya atsopano!

Mkazi: chiyani?

Mwamuna; Koma, inu mukuona, ngati ine kukhala!

Mkazi: Chabwino, malaya ...

Mwamuna: malaya? Kodi mumachita mkanjo? Vaughn, Max wa 34 mkazi anagula shati, ndicho chimene ine ndamva, malaya! Ndi thalauza yatsopano, ndi njira! Ndipo ine? Ine ndiribe nkomwe kupeza chimene!

Mkazi: Koma, wokondedwa, ine sindingakhoze tsopano ...

Mwamuna: O, chabwino, inde? Ndinadziwa kuti sankakonda ine! Chabwino, pakwanira! Ine ndikupita kwa Papa!

Pomaliza

Inde, zithunzi pa February 23 (oseketsa) nthawi kusangalatsa theka wamwamuna wa m'badwo uliwonse. Ndipo pa sukulu ku ofesi kotero mungathere holide, kupereka zambiri zabwino mtima. Ndipo potsiriza, sitingakwanitse yaing'ono thematic kachikumbutso kuti azikumbukira izi madzulo zosangalatsa.