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Kodi bungwe mpongozi moni kubadwa? Oseketsa Zabwino bambo-mu

Ubale pakati pa anthu nthawi zambiri amadalira mmene mosamala ali ndi mzake. Ndipo chizindikiro zochuluka ndi tchuthi moni, osankhidwa bwino mphatso. Makamaka zofunika mphindi awa ali ndi achibale a theka lachiwiri. Ndicho chifukwa nthawi zonse muyenera mosamalitsa mtanda Zabwino pa kubadwa kwake. Sipangakhale opanda pake! Ndipo mamangidwe ake a mwambo wokha ayenera kukhala pamwamba.

Kulemekeza mtanda zimafalitsidwa

Kwambiri olimbikitsa bambo kubadwa moni anachita kupyolera mu wailesi m'deralo kapena nyuzipepala malonda. M'pofunikanso zosangalatsa ndi mtengo kwambiri ndipo chimwemwe addressee, izo kutenga kwambiri.

Tangoganizani apa pa phwando tebulo alendo anasonkhana, anatsanulira shampeni pagalasi, mwinanso woyambirira adawomba Tilandire. Ndiyeno apongozi anati, "Musamvere Kuwulutsa wathu? Zikuoneka kwa ine kuti lero angati anene chinachake zosangalatsa! "Ndipo izo zinali zomveka mpongozi moni kubadwa!

"Wokondedwa omvera! Ndipo tsopano tikufuna kudzamuthokoza Averyanov Peter Vasilievich ndi kubadwa kwake! Anthu a mumzinda zimadziŵa munthu ameneyu, moona pa ntchito, bwenzi lokhulupirika, mnansi wabwino, wodabwitsa banja - mwamuna, bambo, agogo. Koma lero, aliyense ayenera kudziwa kuti m'bale wathu ndi wakhazikitsa yokha ngati zodabwitsa mpongozi! mwana wake mwansangala congratulates atate wake wachiwiri yemwe ndi mlangizi kwa iye, bwenzi, akuthandizani! Iye akufunsa ndikukhumba iye moyo wautali, chikondi, kupambana, ndi kukwaniritsidwa kwa zofuna chinsinsi! Ndipo mu tsiku lino chimwemwe tonse agwirizane Zabwino zake ndi zabwino zonse! Wokondedwa countryman wathu Petr Vasilyevich! Ife Tikukuuza nyimbo za wojambula mumaikonda Oleg Gazmanov "Squadron" imene zikumveka masekondi angapo. "

N'zokayikitsa kuti si chizindikiro chidwi timaliyamikira kwambiri ponena chikondwerero.

Ndipo mwina pamene moni mayesero kubadwa adzakhala m'nyuzipepala ya, adzakhala anazindikira anuwo addressee lapansi.

Home nyuzipepala - yekha wina kope

Mukhozanso kukonza manambala yopanga nyuzipepala yake. Iwo adzaikidwe monga kubadwa bambo-mu prose kapena ndime.

Kawirikawiri, m'mizinda yonse, pali makampani yosindikiza. Iwo ali pa mtengo angakwanitse okonzeka kusindikiza Baibulo umodzi wa nyuzipepala ndi zipangizo kasitomala. Chipinda chino kungabweretse zithunzi ngwazi za mwambowo, mbiri yake, nkhani kufotokoza zochitika chidwi mu moyo, mawu oyamikira kuchokera kwa anzawo, ogwira nawo ntchito, anthu amene anathandiza kubadwa.

Ndipo mu nyumba yosindikiza akatswiri oyenerera kuthandiza osati kusankha mwayi kubadwa moni kwa atate mpongozi, komanso kukonzekera khalidwe zinthu palokha, kulemba nkhani okongola ndi olimbikitsa, kuti asanene NKHANI onse.

chikondwerero khoma nyuzipepala

Palinso njira yosavuta - kupanga kunyumba khoma nyuzipepala. Pajatu aliyense amakumbukira mmene tingachitire sukulu? Pa pepala linalembedwa mu chamutu yowala, ndi dzanja kapena kugwiritsa ntchito yosindikiza lofalitsidwa nkhani za ngwazi za mwambowo, zithunzi kuzilemba (bwino kutenga pachiyambi ndi kope), zojambula kukopedwa.

Nkofunika kuika pakhoma nyuzipepala okongola ndi olimbikitsa moni kubadwa kwa atate mpongozi, limodzi ndi zithunzi za mphatso wopatsa chidwi: maluwa a roach zouma, ndi mkate mu mawonekedwe a gitala, chiwembu munda kapena hema msasa, botolo yaikulu mowa wamphamvu mu mawonekedwe a mfuti posaka.

Diploma "The mayeso bwino wa khumi zapitazi"

Ngati bambo mkazi ali ndi nthabwala, n'zomveka kuti akonze anadabwa kulenga kwa iye. Mukhoza kugwiritsa ntchito yosindikiza chomwecho kusindikiza azithunzithunzi dipuloma "mayeso bwino wa khumi" kapena "The wopambana wa mpikisano" mayeso chaka "malo ena."

Mwangwiro abwino Zikatero ndi satifiketi yoyamikira kapena "Dzina chidwi kuyesedwa". Zimapanga masatifiketi malemba mu zikalata zoseketsa kalembedwe ndi masatifiketi, koma kuti mosadziwa kukhumudwitsa munthu.

Ngati ndi kotheka, mukhoza kuyitanitsa izi kusangalala "zikalata" mu makampani kapena maudindo amene zikugwira ntchito ngati zimenezi.

mafoni kwa umunthu odziwika

Oseketsa kubadwa moni mayesero kungakhale kosangalatsa weniweni wa chikondwerero onse. Mukhoza kufunsa munthu anzanu, amene akhoza kutengera mau andale kapena ojambula zithunzi, kuitana pa ngwazi foni tsiku ndi kuwerenga lemba okonzeka. Pambuyo ringtone adawomba ku foni mayeso, ndi bwino kuyatsa speakerphone kuti anthu onse amene analipo anali ndi mwayi kusangalala ndi ngwazi za mwambowu.

Mwachitsanzo, apa kotero ife tikhoza kudzamuthokoza bambo apongozi pogwiritsa ntchito parody mawu Zhirinovsky.

"Hello. Izi, monga momwe ine ndikumvera izo, Petro? Mpongozi, titero, mwana wake chilamulo, Igorka? Mwayi inu, ine ndikukuuzani inu! Kawiri mwayi. Koyamba ndi mwana wake, ndi nthawi yachiwiri chifukwa anandiuza kuti muli ndi tsiku lobadwa. Iwe asanaganize amene akukuitanani? Zhirinovsky ayitana, mitengo! Mpongozi anati - Zhirinovsky anapanga, ngati mu mawuwo. Tsiku lakubadwa kudzamuthokoza inu, ndi mfundo angatsutse. Mpongozi anati - Zhirinovsky anachita! Ndipo ziribe kanthu zomwe ine ndalankhula kale, kubwerezabwereza wa mayi ... ... kunkhondo, chinachake monga icho. Nkhani, Peter V., kuphunzitsa sukulu anali kukhala! Chabwino, tsopano si izo. Kubadwa amayenera kuuluka aliyense pa buluu mfiti nyumba ndi ayisikilimu, koma m'malo tili ndi wamatsenga amene? Zikuonekeratu, pomwe? Zhirinovsky! Ndipo iye kuwuluka sadzafunika. Iye anati - mwachita. Inu mukuona, mu bwalo la mtengo makina? Sankhani iliyonse - izo ndi zanu! Direct njira ndi pansi, ndipo ngati chotengera zidzachitika, inu kumupatsa madzi mu nkhope ya cinoni, ndipo anatsindika mfundo yakuti muli galimoto iyi Zhirinovsky anapereka. Ndipo braver kuposa nokha kutsogolera, musaope! Ngati - mpongozi zingasowe kwa inu. Ndi mu munthu inunso ... Monga ine ndinali wamng'ono ... Ine ndikuganiza izo kumbuyo mutu wa Osaumira Democratic Party kupulumutsa, ndipo anali wachiwiri wake kuchita. Kodi mukuganiza kuti Petulo V.? Tangoganizani, ndi mpongozi adzakhala Wachiwiri Zhirinovsky! Kapena chirichonse chimene icho chiri ... Chabwino, izo zilibe kanthu! Inu zipitirirani, kupita kusankha galimoto palokha, ndipo ine ndinapita - I akhadikhira choncho. Anthu akufuna kuchita chabwino. Dnyuhoy kachiwiri ndi inu! Inu, Peter, kukhala osangalala kwambiri! Pamene aliyense! "

Nkofunika bungwe mayeso moni zosangalatsa sanali iye yekha, komanso alendo. Choncho, holide lonse kuti zonse zodabwitsa ndi zodabwitsa zosangalatsa.

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