Oseketsa skits ophunzira sekondale za sukulu

Oseketsa skits ophunzira sekondale akhoza tidzipereke nkhani zosiyanasiyana ndi mavuto a ana masiku ano. Izi adziwitse mayeso, maphunziro, zosangalatsa ndi kusankha ntchito m'tsogolo. Komanso, munda lonse kwa m'maganizo - ubale wa ana ndi makolo. Tikupereka skits zoseketsa za sukulu ophunzira sekondale, amene ali oyenera tchuthi iliyonse. Adzabweretsa zosiyanasiyana ndipo ndithudi odzisangulutsa omvera!

"Nkhonya"

Oseketsa skits kuti ophunzira akusekondale chingakhale osiyanasiyana ndi zachilendo. Mwachitsanzo, zotsatirazi.

Phunziro mabuku. Ana akuwerenga bukuli. Mphunzitsi kuphunzira magazini ndi anyamata awiri Imanyansidwa.

Choyamba Student: Inu Th anatenga cholembera changa, monga madona conductive. (Kanikizirani)

Wophunzira chachiwiri: A Th Pepani chinachake, Zhadoba. Pa! (Chitaya kusamalira iye ndi kolala).

Wophunzira woyamba: (Iye aika nkhonya ku nkhope) Chabwino, kapets onse kubwera.

Wophunzira chachiwiri: Awa kirdyk, omvetsa chisoni! (Amapatsa ndi khafu kwa thupi. Zikuyamba ndi nkhondo mu mawonekedwe a inagwedezeka zibakera ndi replicas "Inu Th!" "Ndipo inu Suntuke?".)

Mwadzidzidzi abwino mphunzitsi: "nkhonya, masewera, masewera ..."

Mu yopuma kalasi ndi mphindi chete.

"Kukula"

Mukufuna kuti zina zachidule pachiyambi, zoseketsa, chifukwa ophunzira akusekondale ndi makolo awo? Ife kupereka sewero chidwi, amene sikutanthauza kukonzekera kwambiri.

Ophunzira: wokamba, amayi, mtsikana.

Olengeza: Odala mphindi Odala Hour. Mwana wamkazi anapita ku kalasi loyamba.

Powonekera mayi ndi mwana wamkazi.

Mayi: Docha ngati nazo mu sukulu, kaya zambiri fives?

Mwana: (Mosangalala) mphunzitsi A, ngati Fairy, nane onse amzanga, ine ndiyenera 3 fives!

Olengeza: bypasses chachisanu kwambiri godok, pano akupita pyatiklassnitsa.

Mayi ndi mwana aliyense linanena bungwe kusintha.

Mayi: Chabwino, msungwana wamng'ono, muli bwanji? Kodi inu anafunsa chimene chiri mu sukulu?

Mwana: (mochititsa chisoni) Petrov - mbuzi, kachiwiri ine ndinakoka kuluka ake. Lero, maso anampatsa. Inu kwa wotsogolera pazifukwa zina, wotchedwa ...

Olengeza: Ndipo pano kachiwiri, ntchentche, ndi chitatu-grader - mwana.

Mwana kakafupi siketi, ndi ubweya pansi nyimbo ya.

Mayi: wokongola msungwana wamng'ono, chabwino, pamene ine ndinali kuyembekezera wotsogolera kachiwiri?

Mwana: (mokwiya) Onse mdima olimba, ndi zokwawa zonse. Petrov anatentha kachiwiri, inu wotchedwa Commission.

Olengeza: zaka khumi zapita ndi tsopano, ndi chakhumi kalasi.

Mwana zoipa wapangidwa, pochititsa zovala. Amayi mu mpango ndi AKUKHALA kukhala wachisoni.

Mayi: Hei, wokondedwa, muli bwanji? Today kusukulu anali inu?

Mwana: Kodi sukulu choncho, ndi Petrov kwa nthawi kaundula mkulu ...

"Ndani anatenga Ismayeli?"

Ngati mukufuna yaing'ono sukulu skits oseketsa akuluakulu, mungathe kugwiritsa ntchito mfundo zotsatirazi.

Ophunzira: Ophunzira sekondale, mphunzitsi, mkulu.

Pa siteji mukhoza kuika madesiki 2, mipando aphunzitsi.

mphunzitsi umalowa m'kalasi, moni.

Mphunzitsi: Bwerezani homuweki. Choncho, Sidorov!

Sidorov: A bwino anthu Ndine, ine potsiriza mungathe Nitsche!

Mphunzitsi: Sidorov, ndiuzeni amene anatenga Ismayeli?

Sidorov: Pigweed Ivanovna, Ine Nitsche kutenga mawu anga sanachite izo zonse Ivanov.

Ivanov: Kodi Ismayeli sindinaonepo kagawo kakang'ono, izo si ine!

Mphunzitsi: (mokwiya) chipiriro changa onse amakhala atatopa! Ndikaitana wotsogolera nyimbo.

Iye amapita ndi kubweretsa atsogoleri.

Mphunzitsi: Tili ndi phunziro lachitatu sitingathe kupeza amene anatenga Ismayeli?

Director: Kodi 10-B? Ayi, awa sati anabwerera!

"Asanu kudzipereka"

Baibulo lina la script mu mndandanda wa "skits zoseketsa za sukulu ophunzira sekondale."

Pa sekondale mayeso mu masamu. Pa nsana pa desiki akukhala Commission, mphunzitsi malo ake.

Mphunzitsi: Petrov, ine ndikuwona, kuika pepala wakunyengeza pa tebulo!

Kamwana amapereka chikuku chamwana. Iye anakhala pansi, koma phompho.

Mphunzitsi: Petrov Kodi kuvulaza ena.

Petrov (auka) Wokondedwa Maria Ivanovna, ndili ndi zaka khumi kuphunzitsa masamu anu, koma sakumvetsabe nifiga. Ine ndikhoza kukhala kuno kwa masiku asanu, koma sanali kusankha. Thandizani mwana osauka. (Giggles mu kalasi)

Mphunzitsi: Petrov, zikusonyezanso wina ngati ndipo ine kukutulutsani, inu mubwere resit.

Kamwana pansi akasiya akuyang'ana pepala, kuyesera kusankha kachiwiri ndi kudumpha.

Petrov: Marya, Marya Ivanovna, kuti tsopano Mwadzidzidzi anzeru ndi sizipanga!

Kuseka m'kalasi, mamembala komiti komanso kuseka.

Marya: (mwachifundo) Okondedwa Bob, ngati mukuganiza bwino, ndiye inu bwino. Pansi ndi musandisokoneze ena.

Petrov anakhala pansi mkati miniti kudumpha kachiwiri: Maria Ivanovna, Ine nifiga sachiza! (Kuseka m'kalasi)

Membala wa bungwe kayimilira ndi pansi kuti Petrov: Bwerani, tiyeni tiwone, kodi inu muli sachiza!

"Star ya madansi a"

Oseketsa skits kwa akuluakulu, lalifupi ndi nyimbo zosiyanasiyana konsati iliyonse.

Ophunzira: Ophunzira sekondale, amnzanga.

Zikumveka nyimbo mafoni, koma ophunzirawo akuvina pang'onopang'ono ndi modzichepetsa. Iye amayendetsera moseketsa munthu n'kuyamba kuvina mwachangu, osati kulowa kugunda nyimbo: kulumpha, parodies, etc. Kondwani anadabwa onse yachangu, kugwedeza mutu wake ndi kupotoza kachisi wake .. Patapita nthawi pang'ono Imani, nyimbo pafupifupi labwinobwino.

Woyamba sekondale mtsikana (khutu chibwenzi, koma akulu kwa omvera) Oo chabwino, mdima wonse, inu mukumudziwa iye?

Chachiwiri: Inde, Sidorov yathu 10-B.

Choyamba: Kodi nchiyani naye? Iye nthawizonse amachita?

Chachiwiri: Ayi, inu, iye, ife skromnyaga yekha lero kwa nthawi yoyamba mu zaka 10 pamwamba asanu chinenero cha Chirasha analandira!

"Santa Claus Mphatso"

Amene amathandiza zithunzi Khirisimasi ophunzira sekondale? Zoseketsa kapena tingachipeze powerenga, pothetsa ophunzira. Ndicho chimodzi cha zitsanzo Chaka Chatsopano mini-ntchito.

Ophunzira: ziwiri sekondale, mnyamata ndi ana.

Kukhala abwenzi awiri - ndi sekondale.

Choyamba: Werengerani ine Ivanov pa Chaka Chatsopano anagula ubweya odula!

Chachiwiri: Kodi mukutanthauza! Kuyembekezera, kusonyeza kwambiri.

Iwo umapita mseri ndipo anabwerera Snow Buthu zovala. A mwachidule odula nsalu, ubweya pansi.

Choyamba: (chosekedwa) Eya, bwino, ndiye nayenso anagula ubweya odula ...

Zina Ivanov ku Santa Claus zovala: Chabwino, Petrov ayenera ntchito odula.

Ana aang'ono anathamangira mu zovala zosiyanasiyana.

Ivanov wakhala: Chabwino, Snow Buthu, imba nyimbo ana.

Petrov: (anakaikira) Miliyoni, miliyoni, miliyoni, wofiira maluwa ...

Ivanov: O, Snow Buthu, chabwino, inu muli mu joker wanga. Ndipo tsopano onse kuimba nyimbo za Chaka Chatsopano, ndi mphatso sadzapezekapo.

Ivanov: Minor, anasangalala kwambiri mu kusamba, ndipo ine ndiri pano kwa inu tsopano ndidzamanga kudzifufuza ndakatulo. Adachoka woyamba.

Boy: Santa Claus, koma inu musadandaule, kuyendetsa mphatso ndi mwazisiya. Ine ndikuuzani Bate, iye kulipira.

Chachiwiri mnyamata: Hei, Ivanov mu ndevu zake, amene adakali ndakatulo. Anyamata, kubwera.

Ana ambwandile Santa Claus, Snow Buthu kugwera, thumba.

Ivanov: (ndevu ndi chipewa ndinazembera) Chabwino, Petrova! Wina matinees 10 ndipo ndife mfulu.

School zithunzi, oseketsa kwa akuluakulu kapena kwambiri lalikulu, mofanana bwino analandira omvera ndi kupanga ulaliki wa zokongola, omveka ndi wosaiwalika.